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The Top 20 St. Patrick's Day Pick-Up Lines
20> "I'd like to invite you to come catch a leprechaun with me.
Maybe together we'll get Lucky!"
19> "That's a fine-lookin' dram o' whisky you be drinkin', lass.
It'd look so much better barfed up on me bedroom floor."
18> "I ain't got four leaves, baby, but if you pluck me, I'll
give you luck!"
17> "Get it? Patty O'Furniture? Ah, screw it -- wanna get laid?"
16> "... and while I'm down there, you can finish my beer."
15> "So you actually kissed the Blarney Stone? Tongue or
no tongue?"
14> "Let's go back to my place so we can share my pot of gold.
Acapulco gold, that is."
13> "Tip o' the Trojan to ye!"
12> "Want to come back to my place and see Erin go braugh-less?"
11> "If you don't sleep with me, the leprechauns have already won."
10> "I swear: yellow moons, orange stars, green clover, blue balls
and a pink missile."
9> "How’d you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me
shillelagh?"
8> "Well, ye caught me, lass! Now I can grant ye one wish, as
long as it involves sex."
7> "You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a
cereal adulterer."
6> "Shoot me, I'm Protestant"
5> "Well, lass, we're the only ones still standing. How about it?"
4> "I named my pee-pee 'Guinness'
Ye can see 'e's 'angin' out.
And when 'e saw ye with 'is eye,
'e went from pale to stout!"
3> "Lassie, it's your ancestral duty to drive the snake out
of my pants!"
2> "I work for Aer Lingus Culinary Department. Do the math."
and the Number 1 St. Patrick's Day Pick-Up Line...
1> "You've already had seven Guinness draughts? Brilliant!"
lol. and posted just at the rite time
Yeah I'm gonna use them all tomorrow. *smile*
Good luck with that. LOL
Oh man! 17 is the best! 12 freaks me out, just a tiny bit. Maybe I'll change my name, just for tonight?
Happy St Patty's day, all.
Tried 'em all, none of them worked.
Should be out of traction soon.
Top of the morning to you.
Bob
OMG, some of those were really bad. lol smiles